bangaloRains!

Rain , rain and more rain.Bangalore’s been drenching wet all these days. For people who are not used to such wet conditions and Bangalore receiving such downpour after ages, it was sordid conditions all around. The city’s drainage not able to cope with the excess, all the lower elevation areas were inundated. A family in Mariammanapalya was marooned for 3 days ,.. imagine yourself in such a situation.

The local administration is to blame, once upon a time Bangalore was chock-a-block with lakes and ponds. Then greedy minds set to work.When these water holes dried up in summer , they were converted into housing sites . Houses came up in quick time - where does the water go ? right inside the dwellings . The common man should have thought about it when he acquired the property.

Thinking of my encounter with the rain yesterday, it requires great skill navigating a two wheeler on Bangalore roads during the downpour.However adept I was not to get a splashing due to passing vehicles , some idiots had no consideration and I was almost drenched.

Passing along Lavelle road at a particular stretch makes my heart stop for a moment. Walkers and motorists beware ! a huge tree is leaning dangerously on the compound wall of the upcoming UB city..just beside the entrance, directly over the road- will someone listen?

tired of smiling..

good one

A guy walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"I want you to give me 12-year scotch, and don't try to fool me because I can tell the difference."
The bartender is skeptical and decides to try to trick the man with 5-year scotch. The man takes a sip, scowls and says, "Bartender, this crap is 5-year scotch. I told you I want 12-year scotch." The bartender tries once more with 8-year scotch. The man takes a sip, grimaces and says, "Bartender, I don't want 8-year scotch like this filth. Give me 12-year scotch!"Impressed, the bartender gets the 12-year scotch, the man takes a sip and sighs, "Ah, now that's the real thing." A disgusting, grimy, stinking drunk has been watching all this with great interest. He stumbles over and sets a glass down in front of the man and says, "Hey, I think that's really far out what you can do. Try this one."The man takes a sip and immediately spits out the liquid and cries, "Yechhh! This stuff tastes like piss!" The drunk's eyes light up and he says, "Yeah, now how old am I?"

early...change your self..

DANIEL JOHNSON -USA -The biggest BUTTRESS dam in the world!

The place where i worked...

My dream car!! The FORD GT

For all my normal friends!!!

For all my normal friends!!!
During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director what is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.
"Well," said the Director, "after we fill up a bathtub, we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask the patient to empty the bathtub"
Here are the choices: Would you use the spoon? The teacup? The bucket?
"Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon or theteacup.
" Noooooo," answered the Director, looking at the visitor with new interest. ...........







"A normal person would pull the plug".


(You are not required to tell anyone what YOUR answer was).